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Lena’s Learning Korner: Is Kale Getting You Down?


Lena’s Learning Korner- Kale from Wacky Tacky Productions on Vimeo.

Cynthia:  Thank you, Lena, for saying what a lot of us already think about kale with this hilarious video.

Marcy:  I hate kale.

Cynthia:  Well, it certainly is a stubborn vegetable.

Marcy:  I hate it.

Cynthia:  It’s somewhat aggressive, isn’t it?

Marcy:  I hate it.

Cynthia:  It’s intractable. Reticent. Bitter. Okay, that’s it. We’re officially breaking up with kale.

Marcy:  You can break up with it. I’m going to murder it.

Marcy rushes towards the leafy greens sitting on the kitchen counter. Imitating Lena – Marcy ferociously rips apart the leaves and spits them out.

Cynthia:  Noooo! Marcy. Stop. That’s not kale. That’s red leaf lettuce. Or… was.

Marcy continues tearing apart the lettuce and stomping on it until it is nothing but a pile of green mush.

Cynthia:  Ah…  and that was going to be a nice salad for my lunch.

Marcy:  Yeah, well, it’s dead now.

Cynthia:  Sigh..

Marcy:  Why would you have a salad when you could have Friskies instead? (shaking her head) Humans.

*Lena Kay is an actor, writer, and filmmaker. Go to LenaKay.me for more of her funny videos and witty, insightful articles. You can also find her on my blogroll to the right.



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