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I’m Too Sexy For My Cat … In My Cat Hat

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Cynthia:  Marcy! Wake up and look at my cool cat hat.

Marcy:  Buzz off, Cindy. I’m sleeping.

Cynthia:  So what else is new.

Marcy:  You are casting a shadow on my sunspot. Go away.

Marcy resumes napping. Cynthia vogues around the house in her cat hat while hubby Freddy snaps pics.

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Cynthia starts to sing the Right Said Fred song, making up her own lyrics as she vogues.

Cynthia:  “I’m too sexy for my cat hat…  something something… In my cat hat.” (she poses) “I do a little pose in my cat hat.” (she poses again)

Marcy:  Seriously. Cindy. Get out of my sunspot.

Cynthia:  You are a grump. Fine. I’ll vogue in my cat hat with Scooter.

Cynthia and Scooter

Scooter immediately starts yelling “Put Me Down” in Cat.

Cynthia:  You guys are such grumps. I’m going outside to find cats who will appreciate me.

Cynthia vogues out the door with a can of Friskies, her cat hat firmly on her head, still singing.

Cynthia:  “I’m leaving the house in my cat hat. Yeah… in my cat hat…”

Marcy and Scooter roll their eyes and unplug themselves in their sunspots where they sleep peacefully for the next hour, or until Cynthia comes home with a homeless cat. Then they turn into grumps again.