Marcy and Cynthia get a little nutty now that their “Dear Marcy … Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer!” is now in book form. …
12am April 1st.
Nervous excitement in the air.
Cynthia and Marcy set up camp by the mailbox. They are waiting for the postwoman to deliver copies of their freshly published book, “Dear Marcy … Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer”.
Cynthia: Sleeping bags.
Cynthia: Salmon Friskies and Nutter Butters.
Cynthia: Post box key.
Just then a neighbor enters the apartment complex, nervously waves as he sees the weirdo woman and her psycho cat from apartment 17B sitting in sleeping bags in the courtyard, and hurriedly escapes to his apartment.
Marcy: My dignity.
Cynthia (talking through a mouthful of Nutter Butter cookies): Check. Oops, no. Sorry. We left that upstairs with Penelope.
Camera pans up to Penelope Kitten scanning the horizon with her binoculars.
Cynthia (calling up to her): Can you see anything, P?
penelope kitten (squeaking): no postal person on the premises yet. it is pitch black tho.
Cynthia: Yeah, they don’t usually deliver mail in the middle of the night but you never know. We don’t want miss the arrival of our book.
Marcy: Yeah. We’re going to stay up all night!
Cut to –
9am the following morning.
Cynthia and Marcy soundly sleep as the postwoman delivers their new book, “Dear Marcy … Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer”.
*Note From Cynthia (and Marcy below)
Hellooooo, Lovely Readers!
Dear Marcy … Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer! is based off my Dear Marcy series here on the blog. I added more questions and Marcy’s snarky answers and included some favorites from the series.
The illustrations are by the talented and cat loving illustrator, Marina Daineko. ♥
Thank you so very much for all of your support and encouragement throughout the years (going on eight!). This is thrilling for me. I never thought I’d write an actual book.
Now the question is – should I get the ISBN number tattooed on my shoulder?
*Note from Marcy
Cindy’s so spastic, she forgot the promo text and to thank me for writing, editing, and proofreading.
“Marcy, the moody cat from the fashion-and-felines site MarcyVeryMuch.com answers, all your questions from relationships to fashion, from Zoom etiquette to cat hair. But the real question is … do you want her to? Because Marcy gets real. And you might not be able to handle it. Always humorous and sometimes malevolent, Marcy says what she means and means what she says, (even if it’s mean).”
Because we all need telling off by an opinionated cat.
*Please email Marcy here if you have a pressing question that needs to be answered by an opinionated cat. Who knows, you may end up in our column or our next book. Can you handle it? 😀