Dear Marcy

Start The Presses! “Dear Marcy” Is Now A Book

illustration by Marina Daineko

Marcy and Cynthia get a little nutty now that their “Dear Marcy … Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer!” is now in book form. …

 

12am April 1st.

Nervous excitement in the air.

Cynthia and Marcy set up camp by the mailbox. They are waiting for the postwoman to deliver copies of their freshly published book, “Dear Marcy … Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer”.

Cynthia: Sleeping bags.

Marcy: Check.

Cynthia:  Salmon Friskies and Nutter Butters.

Marcy:  Check.

Cynthia: Post box key.

Marcy:  Check.

Just then a neighbor enters the apartment complex, nervously waves as he sees the weirdo woman and her psycho cat from apartment 17B sitting in sleeping bags in the courtyard, and hurriedly escapes to his apartment.

Marcy:  My dignity.

Cynthia (talking through a mouthful of Nutter Butter cookies):  Check. Oops, no. Sorry. We left that upstairs with Penelope.

Camera pans up to Penelope Kitten scanning the horizon with her binoculars.

Cynthia (calling up to her):  Can you see anything, P?

penelope kitten (squeaking): no postal person on the premises yet. it is pitch black tho.

Cynthia:  Yeah, they don’t usually deliver mail in the middle of the night but you never know. We don’t want miss the arrival of our book.

Marcy: Yeah. We’re going to stay up all night!

Cynthia:  Yeah!

Marcy:  Yeah!

Cut to –

9am the following morning.

THUD!

Cynthia and Marcy soundly sleep as the postwoman delivers their new book, “Dear Marcy … Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer”.

available on Amazon

*Note From Cynthia (and Marcy below)

Hellooooo, Lovely Readers!

Dear Marcy … Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer! is based off my Dear Marcy series here on the blog. I added more questions and Marcy’s snarky answers and included some favorites from the series.

The illustrations are by the talented and cat loving illustrator, Marina Daineko. ♥

Thank you so very much for all of your support and encouragement throughout the years (going on eight!). This is thrilling for me. I never thought I’d write an actual book.

Now the question is – should I get the ISBN number tattooed on my shoulder?

xo, cynthia

*Note from Marcy

Cindy’s so spastic, she forgot the promo text and to thank me for writing, editing, and proofreading.

“Marcy, the moody cat from the fashion-and-felines site MarcyVeryMuch.com answers, all your questions from relationships to fashion, from Zoom etiquette to cat hair. But the real question is … do you want her to? Because Marcy gets real. And you might not be able to handle it. Always humorous and sometimes malevolent, Marcy says what she means and means what she says, (even if it’s mean).”

Because we all need telling off by an opinionated cat.

meow, marcy

=^..^=

*Please email Marcy here if you have a pressing question that needs to be answered by an opinionated cat. Who knows, you may end up in our column or our next book. Can you handle it? 😀

 

 

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13 Comments

  • Reply Freddy April 1, 2021 at 10:55 am

    Woohoo, congrats, Marcy! You did it!

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat April 1, 2021 at 12:09 pm

      thank mew.
      it was a lot of work so i made cindy do most of it.
      but i approve.
      hopefully you hoomans will listen to my excellent and snarky advice.
      meow,
      marcy

  • Reply Patty April 1, 2021 at 4:52 pm

    This is so exciting! I vote yes on the tattoo!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch April 1, 2021 at 5:01 pm

      Thank you! We are pretty stoked! I’d love to get the tattoo but Marcy won’t let me. She says it is a fashion fauxpaw.
      xo,
      cynthia

  • Reply TheLadyK April 1, 2021 at 6:04 pm

    Mazel Tov! This is so exciting! And I can’t wait to read it. As you know, I go back and reread Dear Marcy whenever I need a laugh. (I’ll wear my romper however I want, tyvm!). I, too, vote ‘yes’ on the tattoo and C – you made my night – I didn’t know you liked Nutter Butters, too. 😬

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch April 1, 2021 at 7:30 pm

      Yay! Thank you so very much! We love your contributions to the book! Go weird rompers and box pleat skirts and crazy moms and bad grammar! Who cares what Marcy says! Oops, I did not mean that. lol
      xo,
      cynthia

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat April 1, 2021 at 7:37 pm

      You mean tymvm.
      You’re welcome.
      meow,
      marcy

  • Reply Pearl of Ms. Phoebe cat’s Family April 1, 2021 at 6:07 pm

    🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

    We are so excited for you! *Pearl races to Amazon to add book to basket*
    I remember when the blog was new and you had just started selling merchandise and look at you now!
    Are they only available through Amazon or will you be selling them where we can get a pawtographed copy? Either way we are getting one to add to our collection.
    Sending you purrs and hugs of congrats, we have no doubt people will love the book.

    {It’s about time you got some publicity Marcy, being PK has been in a book and artwork! 😼—🐾 Pearl}

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch April 1, 2021 at 7:33 pm

      Thank you!! Awww … thank you so much for being there since the beginning. It means so very much to me.
      I haven’t figured out yet how to get pawtographed books to Marcy’s fans through Amazon. (Sad face). And yes – right now it is only available through Amazon. I’m going to look at other sellers later this month.
      Thank you!! =^..^=
      xo,
      cynthia

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat April 1, 2021 at 7:39 pm

      Thank you. PK gets entirely too much attention. Just because she’s cute. Cute is overrated in my opinion. And, as we know, my opinion is fact.
      meow.
      Marcy

  • Reply Big Mamma April 1, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    Ordered mine from Amazon today. Can’t wait!
    And Big Mamma also discourages tattoos. Just draw it on with a Sharpie…quick, cheap and painless.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch April 1, 2021 at 7:34 pm

      Thank you!!
      Good idea about using a Sharpie. Kind of messy but noncomittal.
      xo,
      cynthia

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat April 1, 2021 at 7:40 pm

      Please don’t encourage her.
      Meow,
      Marcy

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