penelope kitten: punxsutawney phil moved to phoenix.
Cynthia: No he didn’t. He was on the news today. He saw his shadow so we’ll have six more weeks of winter.
penelope kitten: nope. he moved.
Cynthia: Why do you say that?
penelope kitten: he wrote me a fan letter.
Marcy: Penelope Kitten gets fan mail?
penelope kitten: yeah yeah. said he’s mad. global warming messes up his predictions. needs a vacay.
Cynthia: In Arizona?
penelope kitten: yeah yeah. cause of his arthritis. he needs dry weather and margaritas.
Marcy: Penelope Kitten gets fan mail?!!
penelope kitten: wants to be a procrastinator instead of a prognosticator.
Cynthia: So who was on the news this morning?
penelope kitten: his cousin. ferdinand.
Cynthia: Why did Phil tell this to you?
penelope kitten: wants me to visit.
Marcy: PENELOPE KITTEN GETS FAN MAIL?!!
penelope kitten: says i’m cute.
Cynthia: Are you saying that a 127 year old groundhog who lives and has a good job in Pennsylvania wants to run away with a 2 year old cute kitten from California he met on the Internet? That doesn’t sound right.
penelope kitten: yeah yeah.
Marcy (disgusted): That’s not any stranger than believing that a groundhog can predict the weather. Or that Penelope Kitten gets fan mail.
Cynthia: The thing is… Penelope Kitten does get fan mail.
penelope kitten: bye bye. going to phoenix with phil.
Happy Groundhog Day!
from, cynthia + marcy + penelope kitten
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