It’s not easy being green. With envy…
Penelope Kitten rushes into Marcy’s sunspot where Marcy is leisurely sunspotting.
penelope kitten (loudly squeaking): marcy – yyyyyy! marcy – yyyy!
She jumps on top of Marcy, sobbing.
Marcy (alarmed): What happened? Did Cindy get eaten at the watering hole?
penelope kitten: nooo… hiccup…. snort… nooooo…
Marcy: Then… what? Are those nasty crows calling you names again?
penelope kitten: nooo… sob…
penelope kitten: kermit the frog has a new girlfriend… sob… and it’s not meeeeee… it’s a pig named… sob… denise.
Marcy takes a look at Denise’s photo.
Marcy: Well what did you expect? Kermit the Frog is a Hollywood guy. They all trade their first girlfriend in for a younger, thinner, prettier one. It’s rampant amongst the Hollywood set.
penelope kitten: what do i need to do to get kermie to loooooove… me?
Marcy: That’s obvious: liposuction, a full body wax, botox, and a nose filler.
penelope kitten: you mean he doesn’t want a plump, furry cat who’s a little quirky, a little nerdy, and not really a kitten anymore?
Marcy: No. Geesh. I told you. He’s “Hollywood”.
Penelope Kitten stops crying.
penelope kitten: he’s an idiot. i’m awesome. i’m gonna find a new love.
Marcy: Good for you. Who?
penelope kitten: henri le chat noir. he’s super cute.
Marcy’s ears flatten against her head.
Marcy: Hey. Back off. Henri is mine.
*Hi Lovely Readers,
Am I crazy that I think this whole Kermit finding new love with a younger, thinner, prettier Miss Piggy is downright disappointing? Check out this somewhat creepy trailer and let me know.
My first love was Fozzie anyway.
Okay. So I am crazy. Waka waka waka.