Feeling freaked out? Grab an “Emergency Kitten”…
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Here’s how it works: Anytime you are feeling stressed, depressed, overwhelmed, heartbroken, or consumed with rage, simply look at a kitten picture or watch a kitten video and feel your troubles dissolve into happiness.
It works. It triggers your endorphins and creates a sleepy goofy joyful feeling. Don’t forget: cats are as addictive as cocaine!
penelope kitten (squeak): it’s true. it’s been proven. scientifically, in fact.
Cynthia: So, go ahead – turn on an EKV (Emergency Kitten Video)! Turn that frown upside down! Or at least escape reality/politics/Facebook/disasters (natural and man-made) etc. for a few minutes. With kittens.
Go on… you deserve it. You really do.
Here’s a few to get you started.
Marcy: You do realize that you’ve done some version of this post at least five times in the past four years, right?
Cynthia: Please let me have my happy time, Marcy.
Marcy: Fine. The real world is not going anywhere.
Cynthia hits play on another EKV.