Cyber Monday? Or Cyber Marcy? …
The Sunday morning after Thanksgiving.
Marcy stomp struts into the office on a mission. She is large and in charge.
Marcy: That’s it. I’m sick of it.
Cynthia: Sick of what?
Marcy paces back and forth, fuming.
Marcy: I’m sick of ALL of it.
Cynthia: Would you please be more specific?
Marcy: No. I don’t please. In fact, I very much displease. So much so that I am … leaving.
Marcy dramatically strut stomps out of the office.
Cynthia: Okaaay. Well… I’ll be here when you’re ready to talk about –
Marcy immediately strut stomps back into the office.
Marcy: I’m sick of Black Friday this and Black Cat Friday that and Black Fur Friday … hisssssssss!!! Since WHEN did Penelope Kitten and all her black cat friends take over?!
Cynthia: Well, let’s see… that happened about one year ago Tuesday when –
Marcy: Hisssssssss. I. Am. Done.
Cynthia: Okay. Okay.
Marcy: I’m declaring Monday, “Cyber Marcy”.
Cynthia: Ohhhh…. so what will you do? Have a 20% off discount, too? Just like Penelope’s Black (Fur) Friday sale?
Marcy: No. I’m adding 20% to each sale.
Marcy slowly swishes her tail back and forth.
Cynthia (hedging): Hunh. Um. Well. That’s one way to do it. But. You know… that’s not how Cyber Monday actually works.
Marcy (slowly and scarily): It’s not Cyber Monday. It’s Cyber MARCY.
Marcy strut stomps over to the computer to change the discount code on the Marcy Very Much Shop.
*Hi Lovely Readers! I managed to change back the code to 20% OFF when Marcy wasn’t looking. Whew.
Either code is good through Sunday, December 3rd – BFF20 or CYBERMARCY.
Shop “small”. Shop “black cat”. Shop “Marcy”. As always, a portion of our proceeds will go to cat rescue. Yay!