Marcy Very Much is officially a vendor at the fabulous More Than A Cone event – Avant Garden Party! …
Cynthia leaps around in excitement.
Cynthia: Marcy! We got in!
Marcy: Got in where?!
Cynthia: At this year’s More Than A Cone event to benefit animal rescues and change the way the cone is viewed. We’re going to be a vendor! Woo hoo!
Marcy’s eyes narrow and she begins to swish her tail back and forth slowly and ominously.
Marcy: I hate those cones.
Cynthia (backing away): Yes. I know. I know. That’s why More Than A Cone exists – to help change that hate to love. Love of a necessary and life-saving medical device.
Marcy (growling): I’ll never love a cone.
Cynthia (backing up even further): Well… this year… we are going to be selling our Marcy Merch! And, a portion of our profits will go to animal rescue! More Than A Cone is a 501c3, you know!
Marcy suddenly stops hissing.
She walks away.
Cynthia (relieved): Oh good. So you finally understand that this is a good thing! An awesome event! A spectacular show! Whew.
Cynthia blissfully gets busy preparing for More Than A Cone’s Avant Garden Party on September 10th.
Marcy enlists Penelope Kitten and her Biz Dev team (Business Cat, the canvassing cat twins, and the stoned-on-catnip intern) to plan a Pussy Cat Protest outside the Autry the night of the event.
penelope kitten (squeaking doubtfully): i don’t know tho. i like a cone.
Marcy (holding up her sign): “No more cones. No more cones.”
penelope kitten: but… strawberry is my fave.
Cynthia (calling from the next room): Hey Marcy! I forgot to tell you – the dress code is “fun and fabulous”! What should I wear?
Marcy (calling back): A cone. Around your neck.
Cynthia: You said that last year.
Marcy: Yeah well… you humans are nuts. I’m going to start my own event – “More Than A Straightjacket”.
*The More Than A Cone Avant Garden Party 2016 is –
Saturday, September 10th
At The Autry
Purchase Tickets here
Attire: Fun and Fabulous
Meowza! We can’t wait!