Cynthia: What do you think, Marcy? Isn’t this the best photo bomb ever? By animal or human.
Marcy: Oh yeah. A hot chick in yoga gear gets upstaged by a cat. Just another reminder that us cats have physiologically overtaken your brains.
Cynthia: Seriously! The video has gone viral.
Marcy: Yup, we cats have infected your brains with toxoplasmosis which is a parasite that causes you to behave as though you are schizophrenic. With OCD. And in love.
Marcy: It’s a scientific fact.
Cynthia: How do you know?
Marcy: How many times have you watched that video over the past two weeks?
Cynthia: I don’t know. Maybe fifty times. It’s just so adorable. Gasp! I have to watch it again.
Cynthia quickly presses play again. And again. And again.
Cynthia (gushing): It’s just soooooo cute. So cute. So cute. So cute.
Marcy: Yup. Cats control your brain. Soon we will control the world.
Cynthia (slobbering): So cute. So cute. So cute.
Marcy smugly swishes her tail as she plots world domination by her species. One viral cat video at a time.