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Cynthia and Marcy are taking advantage of the end of Daylight Savings and are sleeping in when Penelope Kitten barges through the door brandishing her clipboard.

 

penelope kitten (squeaking):  up and at ‘em up and at ‘em. we need to do christmas now.

Cynthia:  Whaaat?!! 

Marcy: No.

penelope kitten:  yes. i got an emergency memo from Rudolph.

Marcy:  The Red Nose Reindeer?

penelope kitten:  he’s my bff.

penelope kitten:  Rudy says Santa is desperate. they just got word that the US Postal Service has slowed down. way way down. presents are languishing on cargo ships outside Los Angeles. and, apparently the GOP are still screaming about the war on christmas so much that the Left are calling to cancel it altogether.

Cynthia:  Um… I think you made up that last part.

Marcy:  I hate Christmas. I don’t care if it’s cancelled.

 

penelope kitten:  the point is – the situation is severe. Rudolph says we need to get our act together and buy holiday gifts now. seriously. this is an emergency. we need to support small business owners and local artists –  who by the way – don’t have their products sitting on container ships and we need to mail them out immediately since the USPS is announcing hefty delays.

Marcy:  I guess DeJoy is changing his name to DeLay. Heh heh heh.

Cynthia:  Ha. Good one.

penelope kitten: stop joking. we need to help Santa. he can’t do this on his own. emergency. emergency. emergency.

Cynthia:  Okay. Penelope. Relax. What do you want me to do.

penelope kitten:  please let our readers know that i updated the Marcy Very Much Shop. it’s got really cool and really stylish gift ideas for cats –

– and cat lovers.

 

there are handmade items, made in the USA items, and all are lovely.

 

Marcy Very Much Shop

 

 

Marcy: And even more ideas if you scroll down a bit for my Marcy’s 9 Likes.

Cynthia:  Happy Holiday Cat Shopping! Aren’t the holidays weird this year? I mean, Black Friday is essentially happening this week! Too soon!

Penelope Kitten hurriedly gathers her car keys and wallet.

Cynthia:  Where are you going, Penelope?

penelope kitten:  the beach.

Cynthia:  Why?!

penelope kitten:  apparently Santa got so mad at the thought of DeJoy delaying Christmas, he peaced out and went to Malibu. five days ago. Dancer and Blitzen can’t find him. Comet and Cupid are ready to call in the cops. and Mrs. Claus is threatening to declutter his workshop. but i know he’s just hanging 10 with Sean Penn. no biggie. i’ll have him back by breakfast.

Photo by Lynda Hinton on Unsplash

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5 Comments

  • Reply Big Mamma November 8, 2021 at 11:46 am

    Thanks for taking control of things, Penelope.
    Marcy you look so Scroogie in your cartoon Santa hat.
    Love the kitty door mat!

    • mm
      Reply penelope kitten November 8, 2021 at 1:37 pm

      you got it!
      always happy to help!
      squeak,
      pk

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat November 8, 2021 at 1:39 pm

      Thank you.
      I mean bah-humbug.
      Or whatever.
      Meow,
      Marcy

  • Reply Patty November 9, 2021 at 5:52 am

    You always pick the best stuff! And, I love the re-focusing of buying local for Christmas. It’s the best idea for sure.

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat November 9, 2021 at 10:25 am

      Word.

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