Have you met Murkin yet?
Cynthia: For this Monday morning video I thought I’d introduce Murkin, the dog who is the best foster kitten dad on the planet.
Penelope Kitten furtively looks around for Marcy.
penelpe kitten (squeaking): uh oh.
Cynthia: Don’t worry, Penelope. Marcy ate some cat nip and zonked out. She’ll never know we put a dog and kittens on the blog.
Cynthia hits play.
Cynthia: Isn’t Murkin just the sweetest, most patient dog on the planet? His family fosters kittens and he’s like that with all of them. You can check out a ton more Murkin/Kitten videos on YouTube. Another favorite is this one of Murkin playing with black kittens.
Marcy (suddenly out of nowhere): I love Murkin.
Cynthia and Penelope Kitten jump out of their seats at the sound of Marcy’s voice.
Cynthia (blurting): YOU love a DOG?
penelope kitten: shhhh!
Marcy: Murkin is not a dog.
Cynthia: Then what is he?
Marcy: A wookiee.
Cynthia: A what?
Penelop Kitten leaps onto Cynthia’s head to get her to shut up.
penelope kitten: shhhhh…
They watch as Marcy heads to the kitchen looking for munchies and marveling that they got away with posting a dog and kitten video on the blog.