Marcy enters the living room to find Cynthia smiling endlessly and sentimentally.
Marcy (alarmed): Uh oh. Are you watching that Downton Abbey wedding again?
Cynthia shakes her head beatifically.
Marcy: The wedding from Pride and Prejudice – the Colin Firth version?
Cynthia again shakes her head beatifically.
Marcy: The Royal Wedding between Kate and Wills?
Cynthia: It’s this super sweet video of a cat knocking off his owners glasses and rubbing her face with his cheeks.
Cynthia: Awwwww…. Marcy… This video is just so SWEET. I don’t know who loves the other one more. It’s as if they really are saying “I love you” to each other.
Marcy (snarky): You think that cat is saying “I love you”?
Cynthia: Isn’t that what you are saying to me when you head butt my face?
Silence. Marcy looks around panicked.
Marcy: Shhhh… you’re going to ruin my reputation. I have Top Cat status in this house.
Cynthia (gushing): Awwwww… I knew it.
Cynthia starts cooing cat gibberish which Marcy puts a stop to by attacking Cynthia’s toes.
* A big shout out to Love Meow for bringing this sweet video to my attention.