It’s here and we’re in it! …
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Cynthia: Hey Awesome Cat Peeps! Hauspanther’s Holiday Gift Guide is here!
penelope kitten (squeaking): woot woot!
Cynthia: We look forward to this gift guide every year. It’s got the latest and greatest gift ideas for cats and their hoomans.
Marcy: They’re the best.
Cynthia: This year our KittyFace Tech Case is featured in the “Gifts For Cat Lovers” section.
penelope kitten (proudly): page 39.
Cynthia: As you know, our KittyFace Tech Case is purrfect for storing tech gear like cords, chargers, usb ports, and ear buds. Plus, it’s got a lovely ocean blue lining.
penelope kitten: i use it to store my crayons.
Marcy (impatiently): What else is in there?
Cynthia, Marcy, and Penelope Kitten excitedly peruse the guide.
penelope kitten: I’m asking Santa to please bring me the sneaker shoe bed.
Cynthia: Adorable. And so you.
Marcy: I want a bunch of these birds.
Cynthia (gushing): Ahhhh… those sweater birds are soooo sweet!
Marcy (dangerously): Exactly.
Cynthia: Ohhh… I’m going to ask for a cat snap cardigan. It’s very cat lady chic. Who’s my pretend Santa this year?
Cynthia: I’d like it in gray please.
Fast forward to Christmas morning…
Penelope unwraps her sneaker bed.
Marcy unwraps her birds to destroy.
Cynthia unwraps …
… a Licki Brush: