Cynthia: Too cute! Marcy, I want this cat iPhone case by Leah Reena Goren!
Cynthia: Isn’t it pretty? I missed out on her Feline Karma Dress at Anthropologie last year (which I will never get over) and this is the same exact print.
Cynthia: She is such a talented illustrator and designer. So whimsical! So subtle! Oh, I love her stuff! In Fashion World Speak this would be called a “Must Have.” Look, Marcy. She even has it in white on black. Too cute!
Marcy (threateningly): You don’t have an iPhone, Cindy.
Cynthia (nonchalantly): So? I could… you know… get one… Maybe…
Marcy stares at Cynthia with disgust.
Cynthia: She’s going to be at the Renegade Craft Fair in downtown Los Angeles this weekend. I could just kind of… Oh, I don’t know… stop by and just look. You know, for research. Maybe…
Marcy: You would spend all of that money on an iPhone just to carry around the case? I think in Fashion World Speak you would be called a “Fashion Victim.” I wouldn’t push it since you are already a “Fashion Disaster.”
Cynthia (unconvincingly indignant): Well, I didn’t say I was going to buy it, Marcy.
Marcy stares at Cynthia with disgust and disbelief.
Marcy: Uh huh. Yeah.