Cynthia: Marcy, look at these cool cat tights! Should I get a pair?
Marcy: Are you 12?
Cynthia: Um… no.
Marcy: Are you a Harajuku girl?
Cynthia: Noooo…we don’t live in Japan.
Marcy: Is it Halloween? Is it April Fool’s Day?
Cynthia: It’s June.
Marcy: Do you have legs like that? Or do you have knee wrinkles, purple veins, and wobbly thighs?
Cynthia: Okay, you’re being mean.
Marcy: No. I am saving you from yourself.