9:30 pm. Credits roll on Project Runway Episode 3 of Season 12.
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a Metaphor For the Episode?
Marcy and Cynthia stare at the TV in abject desolation.
Marcy: I feel dirty.
Cynthia: Me too. This show is like modern day gladiators. I don’t want to see people in such a state of ego-infused desperation that they are mean and petty to each other. I don’t want to see people so distraught and under so much pressure that they behave in ways that they never would in real life. I don’t want to see so much crying and yelling and hurt. It makes me sad.
This is a show about fashion. It should be fun, creative, informational, and uplifting.
Marcy: So are we done?
Cynthia: I think so, Marcy. I think so.
Marcy: By the way, another pretty dress won. This one is red and looks like a super fantabulous claw scratching device! Get it for me.
|Kate and Helen’s Awesome Sombrero Dress|
Cynthia: Gosh Marcy, why don’t we just trim your nails for goodness sake?
Marcy: No way, Cindy! And anyway, I thought you didn’t want to see crying and yelling?
Cynthia: Sigh… you are so dramatic.
Marcy: That’s why you don’t need Project Runway. You’ve got me!