Oh yes. These high-waisted flares are the best out there. Find out why
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Cynthia: As my longtime readers know, I love a good pair of flared jeans. They have been my favorite since I wore them as a kid in the ’70’s. In fact, I have never ever owned a pair of skinny jeans.
Marcy: Never ever… Ever?!!
Cynthia: Okay now you’re just making fun of me.
Marcy: This is old news. Why’s it warrant a blog post?
Cynthia: Because, Marcy, I have found the absolute best pair of high-waisted flare jeans. The most flattering, most comfortable, most Jane Birkin-like pair of high-waisted flare jeans. The ULTIMATE pair of high-waisted flare jeans.
Cynthia: May I present to you… The Flea Market Flares from Madewell.
Cynthia: They are the prettiest shade of deep sky blue with the faintest hint of whiskering. They flare out fantastically. They are comfortable AND retain their shape. I mean how exciting is it to have a pair of jeans that don’t bag out after a couple hours of wear? They are … perfect.
I am never ever taking them off.
Marcy yawns again.
Marcy: If you keep wearing the same version of the same outfit our readers are going to get bored. You need to wear something different. Something cool. Something dangerous. Well, dangerous for you at least.
Cynthia (suddenly intrigued): Hmmm… Interesting… What do you have in mind?
Long pause while Marcy comes up with a cool clothing item that will scare the wits out of Cynthia.
Cynthia (suddenly scared): Gasp. Joggers?!
Marcy: With… Stilettos.
Cynthia (suddenly terrified): Gasp… Stilettos?!
Cynthia stares at Marcy aghast.
Marcy stares at Cynthia threateningly.
After a few moments of tense staring silence –
Marcy: I. Dare. You.
Marcy walks off to her sunspot, leaving Cynthia to wonder if she could ever pull off something so awesomely dangerous as a pair of joggers with stilettos and… maybe possibly… a crop top! Gasp!