Mask Up! Moggy Style! …
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Cynthia is fumbling with her makeshift mask – a men’s handkerchief wrapped around two elastic hairbands.
penelope kitten enters, sees a be-masked Cynthia, squeak screams, and runs away.
Cynthia: Why does this scare her every time? I’ve been wearing a face covering for three months now.
Marcy: She thinks you’re a masked monster. Or a disguised vampire. Or possibly a zombie.
Cynthia (sighing): You two have been staying up too late watching scary movies.
Marcy: Netflix is a serious addiction in these troubled times.
Cynthia fumbles a bit more with the elastics on her makeshift mask.
Cynthia: Ugh. This is a pain. I need a new mask for my face.
Marcy (smirking): That would be an improvement…
Marcy: … for your face. Heh heh heh heh.
Cynthia ignores Marcy’s put down and heads over to her computer.
Cynthia (throwing off the handkerchief): That’s it. I’m gonna get some cute masks with cats on them. There are a ton of handmade cat masks popping up on Etsy all the time now.
Cynthia’s Fabulous Feline Face Mask Picks:
One week later.
Cynthia effortlessly puts on her brand new cat themed mask.
penelope kitten enters, sees a cat masked Cynthia, and screams.
penelope kitten (running away): there’s a giant were-cat in the house!
Cynthia looks at Marcy and sighs.
Marcy: Yeah. We just finished American Werewolf in London.
Cynthia: I’m cancelling Netflix. I’ll order Disney Plus instead.
Cynthia leaves to go grocery shopping.
Marcy: Heh heh heh. I think she forgot the plot to Bambi.