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jumped the shark

Feline

Justin Bieber: CopyCat

Cynthia:  So. In answer to my question yesterday. Yes, cats have indeed jumped the shark. At least social media cats have.

Marcy:  What happened?

Cynthia: Justin Bieber’s cat, Tut, has his own Twitter page. It’s all over Facebook and E News! We’re doomed.

Tut aka Justin Bieber’s Cat

Marcy:  Who’s Justin Bieber?

Cynthia looks confused.

Cynthia: Ummm… he’s that famous kid.

Blank stare from Marcy.

Cynthia:  Oh, I don’t know. He’s that kid. You know, that kid… who wears low pants and lurches around with his arms. The point is Tut’s got over 4,000 followers. In one day.

Marcy:  How many do we have?

Cynthia:  Two.

Marcy:  *&^*!!!

Cynthia:  We are officially a cliche. Hey! Where are you going?

Marcy:  Shark fishing.

 

Fashion

Have Cats Jumped The Shark?

Cynthia: Oh, Marcy. I’m in trouble. Fashionista declared TWO MONTHS ago that the cat clothing trend has jumped the shark. Sigh… I am always behind the times. I haven’t even worn my cat t-shirt yet.

Marcy:  Whatever.

Cynthia:  You don’t care.

Marcy:  Actually, I do. If you are wearing one of your ridiculous cat get-ups out in public, you could get found out that you are catifyibly insane, get arrested, and I could die of starvation.

Cynthia:  You mean… like my SUPER COOL CAT EARS?!!!

Photo by Justin Davanzo
http://justindavanzophotography.com/

Marcy:  Oh GOD. There’s a picture.