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A Gemma Correll Christmas

merry happy by Gemma Correll

Cynthia:  Gemma Correll has been on a roll this month, with her witty Christmas puns and terribly truthful/funny Christmas illustrations.

Marcy:  Why would she sit on a roll? Her name is Gemma, not Miss Muffet.

Cynthia:  Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet.

Marcy:  She sat on a muffin. Same difference.

Cynthia:  A tuffet is a footstool, Marcy.

Marcy:  No, only toads sit on those. Miss Muffet is a girl. You’re thinking of the Frog Prince.

Cynthia decides to start over again.

Cynthia:  I mean that Gemma Correll has been hitting it out of the ballpark this month with her clever Christmas cartoons. They are so on the nose. They’re perfect.

Marcy:  She really shouldn’t hit herself on the nose. That hurts and wait – IS THAT A MOUSE?

Marcy violently lunges towards the computer monitor and attacks it until it crashes to the ground.

Marcy and Cynthia stare at the demolished computer.

Marcy:  Yeah so that wasn’t a real mouse.

Cynthia:  Nope.

Marcy:  So I guess you’ll be asking Santa for a new computer for Christmas tomorrow.

Cynthia:  Looks like it.

Marcy:  I hear they’re giving 10% off at Target.

Cynthia:  You don’t say.

Marcy:  Oh, I do say. Pick me up some Friskies while you’re there.

it’s beginning to smell a lot like christmas by Gemma Correll

 

 

*Gemma Correll is the author of A Cat’s Life, a book of humorous cat illustrations. Her whimsical designs can also be found at Urban Outfitters. And, of course, you can always check out her newest work at her blog Gemma Correll And Her Merry Band Of Misfits.

 

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It’s Like Looking Into A Mirror

http://www.gemmacorrell.com/portfolio/narrative/

 

Cynthia:  Oh, Marcy, Freddy sent me this illustration by Gemma Correll and said it was a picture of me. Ponytail, spectacles, and perpetual glass of wine included.

Marcy n Me

Cynthia:  He may be right, too. I think I just did this at a 4th of July BBQ.

Marcy:  You talk to other cats at parties?

Cynthia (embarrassed):  Maybe.

Marcy:  That’s really pathetic, Cindy.

Cynthia:  But sometimes I don’t WANT to talk about politics, Kim Kardashian, movie stars, or the weather.

Marcy:  That’s what humans talk about at parties?

Cynthia:  All the time, Marcy, all the time.

Marcy:  Pathetic.

 

P.S.  Check out Gemma Correll’s website, blog, and/or Facebook page. She is a super awesome cartoonist and writer. Her illustrations are darling and funny and topical. She is a fantastic documentarian of the nonhipster everywoman who loves her pets. 


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