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Don’t Panic


Pardon Our Dust

Oje Beautiful Muell by Oleksandr Hnatenkoam 

Cynthia walks into the office. Marcy is at the computer. She’s deleting the entire blog.

Cynthia (screaming):  Marcy! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Marcy:  No!

Cynthia:  Why?!

Marcy:  I’m sick of this. I’m bored. I’ve been telling you for over a year to update Marcy Very Much.

Cynthia:  But I like Blogspot. It’s easy. And girly. And… easy.

Marcy:  You’ve got to take a chance. Poop outside the box once in a while.

Marcy continues deleting with abandon.

Cynthia:  Argghhhhhh…. I’m scared. WordPress is daunting.

Marcy:  So what. You’ll learn it. Plus, we’ll have a grid setup and hot pink accents and it will look so fab and mod!

Penelope Kitten rushes around in a panic.

penelope kitten:  i wanna come.

Cynthia:  Of course you’re coming with us.

penelope kitten:  marcy says no.

Cynthia:  What?

Marcy:  She’s not coming. No way.

penelope kitten (wailing):  i don’t wanna be left behind.

Cynthia:  Penelope. Chill out. You’re coming with us no matter what. Now let’s see what Marcy has set up for us over at WordPress.

Marcy:  Oh.  Ummm… Yeah… so I haven’t gotten that far. Give me a few weeks days. I’m still trying to figure out the password issue.

Cynthia looks stricken.

penelope kitten:  i’ll call my friend. he’ll help.

Penelope Kitten texts Business Cat.


Business Cat

penelope kitten:  business cat says no prob.  he’ll have us up by monday.

*See you all on Monday (or maybe Tuesday) for the launch of our blog redesign!




Don’t Panic. It’s Towel Day.

Cynthia Celebrating Towel Day
Don’t Panic

Cynthia:  Happy Towel Day, Marcy. Have ya got your towel?

Marcy (panicking):  What?

Cynthia:  Don’t Panic. It’s only Towel Day. May 25th is the day we honor the funny and brilliant Douglas Adams who wrote a science fiction trilogy (in five parts) called, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the GalaxySo – ya got your towel?

Marcy (still panicking):  Why?

Cynthia: It’s the most useful item in the universe. Especially for us inter-galactic hitchhikers. C’mon. Let’s go.

Marcy (panicking even more):  Where?

Cynthia:  The Restaurant at the End of the Universeof course. I want to help Marvin, the Paranoid Android, valet park some spaceships. And, possibly have a cup of tea. Then we’ll go say hi for a few years to the Ruler of the Universe and his cat, The Lord.

Marcy:  What?!

Cynthia:  You didn’t know that The Ruler of the Universe has a cat? And that he’s named, The Lord?

Marcy:  Who?

Cynthia:  Hmmm….well, even The Ruler’s not sure if his cat exists.

Marcy:  You’ve lost your mind. Marcy starts yelling. Help!

Cynthia throws Marcy a towel. Marcy suddenly calms down and feels confident.

Cynthia:  Hey! Maybe we’ll run into Trillian. Our fashion crush, Zooey Deschanel, played her in the movie version of the book. Obviously, I’ll need a super cute Jumpsuit

Zooey Deschanel as Trillian from
The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy

Cynthia:  And maybe we’ll see Zaphod Beeblebrox, and Ford Prefect, and Arthur Dent! They’re a little nuts, but super cute.


Still from The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy

Cynthia:  We have to be careful of the Vogons though. They’re mean.

Marcy:  It’s okay. I’ve got my towel now. I can handle it.

Cynthia:  Goodbye, Earth!

Marcy:  So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Marcy and Cynthia exit Earth by hitchhiking a ride on the nearest spaceship.

Cynthia hitchhiking the galaxy
Don’t Panic