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Marcy struts by carrying a chopstick.
Mary: You’re a disappointment!
penelope kitten (shattered): squeak!
Marcy: Ah, c’mon, Penelope. It’s Festivus. We have to air our grievances and tell each other how much we disappointed each other this year.
penelope kitten: i don’t have grievances. i have compliments.
Marcy: We do it around the Festivus pole. I couldn’t find aluminum so we’ll stick this chopstick in some kitty litter instead. Then we have a Feat Of Strength.
penelope kitten (squeaking): sounds dangerous.
Marcy: It is! Feelings get hurt. Bodies get hurt. It’s the anti-Christmas. It’s brilliant. Here –
Marcy shoves a bowl at Penelope.
Marcy: – this is a great Feat Of Strength. See how long you can resist this bowl of Friskies.
Marcy consults her stopwatch.
Marcy: One. Two. Three. Resist.
Penelope Kitten lasts 17 seconds before she wolfs down the bowl of Friskies.
Marcy: Ha. I win. I lasted two days.
Penelope Kitten sits on Marcy’s head.
penelope kitten(licking her chops): i still prefer catmas.
merry happy catmas!
and p’s on earth.