Penelope Kitten has #blackcatgoals for October. …
penelope kitten (squeak): hi hi.
your pkitty here
wishing you a happy happy black cat month!
Marcy: Noooooo… you do NOT get a whole month dedicated to black cats!
penelope kitten: yeah yeah. it’s been proclaimed.
Marcy: Proclaimed by who?
penelope kitten: by me. p.
Penelope Kitten does a quick karate move and suddenly sits on Marcy’s head so she can’t protest.
penelope kitten (squeak): ahem ahem.
so. please be advised. in honor of black cat month i will be accomplishing #blackcatgoals.
- post a cute black cat pic on ig every day in october.
- raise money for homeless black cats.
- finish writing my book, “mostly me, by penelope”.
- aggregate the bestest “penelope’s pics” list of all time.
- save the world. feed the world. give the world a black cat hug.
- celebrate every day. with treats.
- learn seo, coding, firefighting, and origami.
- 2pm storytime where i will read excerpts from my two fave books, All Black Cats Are Not Alike and Black Cats Tell All.
- stand up to those bullying crows.
penelope kitten: thank u and please check back for all things all black cat for the next 31 days of october.
marcy very much is going back to black. ♥♥♥
Marcy (from under penelope): mmffpptttmmmm!!!!!!
Penelope Kitten jumps off Marcy and races into the office with the computer and login codes.
She closes and locks the door.