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Dear Marcy: Why Does My Nerdy Boyfriend Love Football?

 

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Dear Marcy,

My boyfriend is usually so sweet and nerdy.

But, he becomes an absolute savage while watching football. He swears, he screams, he jumps around, he curses. He even cries sometimes.

I can’t believe he likes this horrible sport. And, honestly, I can’t get over the fact that a grown man would wear a shirt with another man’s name on it. It seems so juvenile.

What do I do? I want my sweetie back.

Sincerely,

Not a Football Lover

 

Dear Cheerloser,

You’re insane.

Football is fascinating.

Grown men dressed as gladiators throw around a pigskin ball that looks like a big poop and then proceed to crash into each other causing head injuries, possible paralysis, and/or death?

Football is an amazing sport that showcases a microcosm into the inner workings of humanity. Its inherent violence, compelling strategy, and cute temper tantrums are immensely entertaining and decidedly relevant to the ferocious female house cat. Quite frankly your disdain of the game makes me question your fundamental humanness. Not to mention your worthiness as a partner to a football loving humanoid.

So what do you do? Ha. The question is – what does your boyfriend do? Obviously, he needs a new girlfriend.

You’re Welcome,

Marcy

P.S. Does he have a cat already?

 

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9 Comments

  • Reply Big Momma December 12, 2019 at 7:03 am

    Marcy, I love the football cat art but I, along with your advice seeker, dislike football. It symbolizes the violence and brutality so prevalent in our society.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 12, 2019 at 10:40 am

      I agree but Marcy sure does love it!

      love,
      cynthia

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat December 12, 2019 at 10:42 am

      What is wrong with you people?

      meow,
      marcy

  • Reply Freddy December 12, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    Why do I have a feeling this is about me?

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat December 12, 2019 at 12:50 pm

      if the shoe fits. or as we like to say in cat – if the pointy paw tip scratches.

      meow,
      marcy

  • Reply Patty December 12, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Ha, ha!!! Marcy is so great! I love her description of the football as a big poop!!! 🙂

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat December 12, 2019 at 12:51 pm

      purrrrrr purrrrr purrrrr

      meow,
      marcy

  • Reply Vik December 15, 2019 at 10:20 am

    HAHA! I am way more in agreement with the writee than Marcy but, haha!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 15, 2019 at 11:42 am

      LOL – Me too! Aw … I really have a hard time watching all the players get so hurt. It freaks me out.
      Wishing you a wonderful holiday! Happy Merry!

      xo,
      cynthia

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