Marcy: What?! You woke me up, Cindy! Godammit. This better be good. I have 5 hours left of my midday nap!
Cynthia: I’ve got writers block and a case of the Indecisions. I’ve halfheartedly written 5 posts over the past 3 days and none seem good enough. (groaning) Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Marcy: You People are unfathomable. Just be you. And I’ll be me.
Cynthia: But what? Are we a fashion blog? A cat blog? Should I write about artistic cat endeavors? Cat rescue? Is ANY of it good enough? Or am I one of those insane crazy cat ladies that has gone off the deep end with a CAT BLOG?!!! Should I just throw up cute cat memes and call it a day? Ugh. (more groaning)
Marcy: Words of Wisdom, from me… Marcy Beaucoup…. to you, Person Unreasonably Distressed.
Cynthia: That’s a They Might Be Giants song, Marcy. You are going to get us sued for copyright infringement. (even more groaning)
Marcy: So what? Either you get back to your overly enthusiastic and somewhat irritatingly exuberantly gushy geeky nerdy self or I’m going back to sleep and you will owe me snacks. Now throw up that meme, publish that post, and rub my face. You need to lower your blood pressure.
Cynthia: Okay, okay. It is a really great meme, isn’t it?! It feels like me. No sense in getting mired down in the muck. You’re right, Marcy!
Marcy: Well, I’m a cat and I don’t pussyfoot around. Contrary to popular belief.