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Punxsutawney Phil Moved To Phoenix

 

penelope kitten:  punxsutawney phil moved to phoenix.

Cynthia:  No he didn’t. He was on the news today. He saw his shadow so we’ll have six more weeks of winter.

penelope kitten:  nope. he moved.

Cynthia:  Why do you say that?

penelope kitten:  he wrote me a fan letter.

Marcy:  Penelope Kitten gets fan mail?

penelope kitten: yeah yeah. said he’s mad. global warming messes up his predictions. needs a vacay.

Cynthia:  In Arizona?

penelope kitten:  yeah yeah. cause of his arthritis. he needs dry weather and margaritas.

Marcy:  Penelope Kitten gets fan mail?!!

penelope kitten:  wants to be a procrastinator instead of a prognosticator.

Cynthia:  So who was on the news this morning?

penelope kitten:  his cousin. ferdinand.

Cynthia: Why did Phil tell this to you?

penelope kitten:  wants me to visit.

Cynthia:  Why?

Marcy:  PENELOPE KITTEN GETS FAN MAIL?!!

penelope kitten:  says i’m cute.

 

 

Cynthia:  Are you saying that a 127 year old groundhog who lives and has a good job in Pennsylvania wants to run away with a 2 year old cute kitten from California he met on the Internet? That doesn’t sound right.

penelope kitten: yeah yeah.

Marcy (disgusted):  That’s not any stranger than believing that a groundhog can predict the weather. Or that Penelope Kitten gets fan mail.

Cynthia:  The thing is… Penelope Kitten does get fan mail.

Marcy:  Gasp!

penelope kitten: bye bye. going to phoenix with phil.

Happy Groundhog Day!

from, cynthia + marcy + penelope kitten

 

 

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14 Comments

  • Reply GnomeLover February 2, 2015 at 6:38 pm

    Remember last year or the year before when the groundhog got dropped and then… Cover Penelope's eyes…well, it did not end well. No wonder he packed up and moved to Arizona! Penelope deserves all of her fan mail! As does Marcy. I appreciate her tell it like it is attitude.

    Jenni

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch February 2, 2015 at 11:44 pm

      Oh my gosh I forgot about that incident with Phil! Marcy is jealous of all of the attention her bratty sis gets.
      xo,cynthia

  • Reply Anonymous February 2, 2015 at 8:32 pm

    Wow! I'm viewing Phil in a much different light now! I think I may have sent Penelope Kitten some fan mail 🙂

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch February 2, 2015 at 11:45 pm

      got it. thank u. will send a pawtographed pic for u as soon as i get an intern.
      squeak, penelope kitten

  • Reply Anonymous February 3, 2015 at 1:17 am

    Penolope, I don't think this is a good idea. The age and species differences are too great. The relationship is doomed.
    I did enjoy your procrastinator/prognosticator reference…very catchy.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch February 3, 2015 at 6:02 pm

      ok. phoenix is far.
      squeak,penelope kitten

  • Reply Vik February 3, 2015 at 11:38 pm

    Yeah Penelope, Phil sounds like a creeper. And Phx weather is too hot anyhow, since black is your signature color.

    And– all 3 of you gals get fan mail, all the time. We love your blog!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch February 4, 2015 at 4:55 am

      Awwww… you are the sweetest! Thank you!
      xo,cynthia

      no worries. not going.
      squeak, penelope kitten

  • Reply Gwen February 5, 2015 at 9:27 pm

    So does this prediction cover the *entire* western world, or just America? I mean, I'd be totally cool with it if it was just America… 😛

    And good for you Penelope Kitten, netting yourself an older man with your squeaky charms!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch February 5, 2015 at 9:44 pm

      Hmmm… good question. Since it was bad news, hopefully just in America and you guys can get spring soon!
      xo,cynthia

      problem is he's got bad breath.
      squeak, penelope kitten

  • Reply Merrie K. February 8, 2015 at 1:18 pm

    P-kitty is so cute…I totally get why all the boys want her 🙂

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch February 9, 2015 at 12:46 am

      lol – she is a big ball of mush who loves to be picked up and squeezed and kissed. i've never seen anything like it.
      xo,cynthia

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