Now Trending: Intentional Awkward Xmas Portraits – With The Cat

Mena Suvari, Sal Sanchez, and Blanca the Cat’s Awkward Christmas Card

Marcy:  O.M.G. You have got to be kidding me.

Cynthia:  Nope. Isn’t it pure cheesy greatness? Actress Mena Suvari and her boyfriend, Sal Sanchez, are posing in their ugly Christmas sweaters with their cat, Blanca, for their Christmas card. Actually, I think those matching sweaters are kind of cute.

Marcy:  You humans have fallen off the deep end and into the abyss of insanity.

Cynthia:  I know! Isn’t it AWESOME? By the way, I used to look like this in 1987. Side ponytail, blonde hair, and red scrunchie.

Marcy:  I wouldn’t brag about that.

Cynthia (suddenly yelling):  OMG! OMG! OMG! We should do an Awkward Christmas card!

Marcy:  Why? You look this awkward every single day.

Cynthia:  Here’s another Intentional Awkward Cat Christmas Portrait by Joe Jonas of the music group the Jonas Brothers. We’ll use this one as our inspiration.

Joe Jonas’s Awkward Christmas Portrait, With Cat

Cynthia:  Let’s see… I have a similar fair isle sweater, glasses, santa hat for you… Now I wonder how I can get your face to float?  Hmmmm…

In a panic, Marcy rushes off to hide in her super secret hiding place in the closet. She refuses to come out until December 26th.

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  • Reply Anonymous December 14, 2013 at 8:24 pm

    Aww…I kept scrolling down with great excitement hoping to see one with Cynthia and Marcy (and maybe a Scooter cameo). 🙂

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 14, 2013 at 9:15 pm

      aaarrrrghhh… I'm sorry! This is going to take some planning. I just came across those pics yesterday. By the time I get it figured out the holiday season will be over. Plus, It is going to be very difficult for me to spend money on an ugly sweater when I could be buying a cute sweater instead.

    • Reply Anonymous December 15, 2013 at 2:28 am

      Just print out a Google Santa and tape it to a sweatshirt or Photoshop it.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 15, 2013 at 5:15 am

      I would be at the print it out and tape it level. LOL, Good idea!

  • Reply GnomeLover December 16, 2013 at 6:02 am

    You are right! Ugly sweaters can be just as expensive as cute sweaters! I went to the Goodwill last year to buy an ugly sweater for a Christmas party. I was shocked at how expensive everything was there. I think my used ugly sweater was $15 plus tax. But now I have one for those parties.

    I would love to see a picture like that with you and Marcy. But I fear that would disgrace the poor dear. I think her floating of your head would be quite possibly the worst thing she could imagine, besides Friskies gong out of business.


    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 16, 2013 at 10:44 pm

      You're right – I don't think Marcy could handle it. But… I am feeling very ambitious to do one anyway. Next year. lol

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