|Mena Suvari, Sal Sanchez, and Blanca the Cat’s Awkward Christmas Card|
Marcy: O.M.G. You have got to be kidding me.
Cynthia: Nope. Isn’t it pure cheesy greatness? Actress Mena Suvari and her boyfriend, Sal Sanchez, are posing in their ugly Christmas sweaters with their cat, Blanca, for their Christmas card. Actually, I think those matching sweaters are kind of cute.
Marcy: You humans have fallen off the deep end and into the abyss of insanity.
Cynthia: I know! Isn’t it AWESOME? By the way, I used to look like this in 1987. Side ponytail, blonde hair, and red scrunchie.
Marcy: I wouldn’t brag about that.
Cynthia (suddenly yelling): OMG! OMG! OMG! We should do an Awkward Christmas card!
Marcy: Why? You look this awkward every single day.
Cynthia: Here’s another Intentional Awkward Cat Christmas Portrait by Joe Jonas of the music group the Jonas Brothers. We’ll use this one as our inspiration.
|Joe Jonas’s Awkward Christmas Portrait, With Cat|
Cynthia: Let’s see… I have a similar fair isle sweater, glasses, santa hat for you… Now I wonder how I can get your face to float? Hmmmm…
In a panic, Marcy rushes off to hide in her super secret hiding place in the closet. She refuses to come out until December 26th.