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Marcy’s Christmas Wish List

Cynthia finds Marcy at the kitchen table greedily making out her Christmas list.

Marcy:  Cindy, you didn’t tell me that Anthropologie carries gifts for cats!

Cynthia:  It doesn’t.

Marcy:  You are wrong because I found lot of fun stuff to add to my Christmas Wish List. For example, these mouse chew toys.

Brava Mouse Ornament

Cynthia:  Those are tree ornaments.

Marcy:  Same difference. And look at this pretty red kitty string. I could chase this for hours.

Etoile Velvet Ribbon

Cynthia:  That’s for wrapping presents.

Marcy:  They also have kitty dishes. This one reminds me of home.

Francophile Dinner Plate

Cynthia:  You mean Texas?

Marcy (ignoring her):  I will need this French bag for when we go home to Paris to find my real family.

Baudelaire Weekender

Cynthia:  Marcy –

Marcy:  I will fit in it perfectly for the plane ride. Also, we will need a map to find our way there.

Maps

Marcy:  And, this is for you so you don’t look like a fashion wreck when we are in The City Of Lights for Christmas. The ladies in Paris are extremely chic and I don’t want you to embarrass me.

Paris Street Style

Cynthia:  Oh, Marcy, we’re not –

Marcy:  You wouldn’t deprive a sweet little bitty kitty of her most fervently sought after Christmas wishes? Would you? And this is my gift to you.

Love Note Cuff

Cynthia (shaking her head): Little Furry Manipulator.

Marcy purrs in agreement.


Marcy:  Merci from Marcy.

 

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6 Comments

  • Reply Anonymous December 4, 2013 at 11:14 pm

    Marcy, I think you might be getting a lump of coal for Christmas rather than those beautiful Anthropologie things. You are rather mean most of the time.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 5, 2013 at 12:56 am

      I'm not mean, really. I am just a cat. A moody cat.
      meow, marcy

  • Reply Anonymous December 5, 2013 at 12:54 am

    I need Marcy to be my personal shopper. She has excellent taste!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 5, 2013 at 12:57 am

      Thank you! I charge 10 cans of Friskies per hour.
      meow, marcy

  • Reply GnomeLover December 5, 2013 at 5:08 am

    Ha! Marcy, you are hilarious. My daughter is taking french. Perhaps you could converse sometime.

    I am not inviting you to my house anytime soon. I actually have the brown ballerina mouse sitting on my nightstand waiting to be hung as I type. Poor dear. She was way too expensive to be eaten.

    I want/need that velvet ribbon when it goes on sale. I will just stare at it. I bought the yellow last year and I cannot bear to use it.

    Jenni

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 5, 2013 at 6:45 am

      But, Jenni, the brown mouse ballerina would be so tasty. Definitely worth the high price.
      Your daughter sounds delightful. I am fluent in Cat French. Does your daughter speak Cat French? Cindy never understand a word I say.
      You have more willpower than me – after a few minutes of staring at ribbon- I just have to pounce.
      meow, marcy

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