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Marcy Takes Back Independence Day

 

Cynthia: Marcy! We missed a 4th of July post!

Marcy has been hiding under the couch since 9pm, July 4th 2014.

Marcy (from under the couch):  Good.

Cynthia:  Come out from under the couch so we can properly say Happy Independence Day to everyone.

Marcy:  No.

Cynthia:  Why not?

Silence.

Cynthia:  Are you still scared from all the fireworks last night?

Marcy:  You mean the raining gunshots?

Cynthia:  Those were fireworks.

Marcy:  Says you.

Cynthia:  Come out and wish everyone a Happy 4th of July, A Day Late.

Marcy:  No.

Cynthia:  Why not?

Long Pause

Marcy:  I’m French.

Cynthia:  Sigh… not this again.

Marcy:  My people are oppressed by your people.

Cynthia: Ha. That is not true. Come out.

Marcy:  No.

Cynthia:  You know, the French were the ones that gave The United States the Statue of Liberty. It was to honor both countries’ ideals of individual independence and freedom.

 

 

Marcy:  Yeah…well…we’re taking it back.

Cynthia:  Why?

Just then more fireworks go off in loud rapid succession. Marcy retreats even further.

Marcy:  You people are dangerous to my individual independence and freedom. Now, can I get a snack under here already?!

 

 

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8 Comments

  • Reply GnomeLover July 6, 2014 at 6:31 am

    Poor Marcy! I hope she recovers soon. How was Penelope Kitten? Ollie fell asleep and Murphy freaked out. But Murphy would use absolutely any excuse to freak out. Oh my gosh, I had to pause because I bet Marcy would kick his butt into shape. He wouldn't even see it coming. She would be all, "there's only room for one diva under this bed."

    Now I might go dream about that. ; )

    Jenni

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch July 6, 2014 at 11:56 pm

      You're right. I don't think Marcy would share. Unless she used him for cover. Strangely, Penelope Kitten was fine. Just a little concerned.
      Hope you are having a wonderful weekend!
      xo,cynthia

  • Reply Anonymous July 6, 2014 at 8:06 pm

    Marcy, I appreciate your apprehension. I live in Texas where folks think fireworks and gunshots are equally safe and fun. It's always best to take cover.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch July 7, 2014 at 12:00 am

      that's the craziest thing i have ever heard. i would never live in texas. i am sorry that you do.
      meow, marcy

      Marcy is from Texas.
      xo,cynthia

      no i'm not. i'm from france. paris, france
      meow, marcy

      No, you're from Austin, Texas.
      xo,cynthia

      excuse me, anonymous, while i go bite cindy
      meow,marcy

  • Reply Liana July 6, 2014 at 8:07 pm

    Poor Marcy! My cats are oblivious to fireworks, and my dog is generally fearful but hailstorms, thunder and fireworks don't seem to faze him.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch July 7, 2014 at 12:01 am

      Oh that is so good to hear, Liana! So many pets get scared and run off this time of year.
      xo,cynthia

  • Reply Merrie K. July 8, 2014 at 5:35 am

    Hello Kitty is so cute! Although I'm kinda bummed that anyone can use the copyright now…it used to be so much more prestigious when I was young…LOL 🙂 (I can't believe I wrote that). Tell Marcy that on behalf of all americans…I'm sorry for infringing on her civil (feline?) rights 🙂

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch July 8, 2014 at 6:51 pm

      Oh I know – Hello Kitty is everywhere. I do have a post coming up about her 40th birthday this year.
      xo,cynthia

      apology accepted. thank you for understanding me, merrie =^-^=
      meow,marcy

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