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Marcy Declares Her Independence!

 

She even drafted her own Constitution.

 

Marcy:  I have the Declaration of Independence all drafted and ready for July 4th.

Cynthia:  Ummm… the Declaration of Independence is already written. It was written over 200 years ago.

Marcy:  No. My Declaration of Independence.

Cynthia:  Who are you declaring yourself independent of?

Marcy:  You.

Cynthia:  Me?!

Marcy:  And Penelope Kitten. And the rest of the cats that occupy this state.

Cynthia:  But where will you live?

Marcy:  The United State of Marcy.

Cynthia:  And where is that?

Marcy:  In my box.

Cynthia:  Can I visit?

Marcy:  No. I’m not granting travel visas.

Cynthia:  Who will feed you?

Marcy:  I established a trade deal with Friskies.

Cynthia:  Who will scoop your litter box?

Marcy thinks for a minute.

Marcy:   Okay, I’ll lift my travel ban and let you apply for a work visa.

Cynthia:  Will you have your own currency?

Marcy:  Yes. A toy mouse is worth $1. A live mouse is worth $100.

Cynthia:  What about laws?

Marcy:  Business Cat should be here any moment with my Constitution. No amendments. I hate amendments.

Cynthia:  Will you have a military?

Marcy flexes her daggers claws.

Cynthia: Well, I guess you’re all set.

Marcy:  Yes. Please deposit the profits from my Gross National Product into my Marcy Treasury.

 

Cynthia:  Ummm… I think you may be unclear about what a GNP actually is.

Marcy:  No. I am very clear. All profits from the Independence PussyCat Bracelets are to be directly deposited into my Marcy Treasury.

Business Cat arrives with a ratified United State of Marcy constitution.

Marcy steps into her box.

Marcy:  I pledge allegiance to myself.

Of the United State of Marcy.

And to the box of which it dwells.

One nation

Under Marcy

With liberty and justice

For me.

Yeah.

Marcy Cat, first President of the United State of Marcy

=^..^=

 

 

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12 Comments

  • Reply Big Momma June 16, 2017 at 6:41 am

    Marcy, willl this be a dictatorship? Then you could order your subjects to scoop without the hassle of visa paperwork.
    I’ve always wanted my own dictatorship but Trump is beating me to it.
    Love the bracelets!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch June 16, 2017 at 12:16 pm

      Excellent idea.
      meow,marcy

  • Reply Freddy June 16, 2017 at 12:32 pm

    Marcy rules. Literally. How does one become a citizen of the United State of Marcy?

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch June 16, 2017 at 12:36 pm

      You pay me 1 million US dollars to start a business and create jobs. Then you have to take a test and if I decide you pass you can become a resident for 10 years and then maybe I’ll let you be a USM citizen. Maybe.
      meow,marcy

  • Reply Patty June 16, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    This is way better than schoolhouse rocks!!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch June 16, 2017 at 1:19 pm

      Thank you.
      meow,marcy

  • Reply Vik June 18, 2017 at 2:32 pm

    Love your photo! It could be on all the USM nation’s currency/billboards, etc.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch June 18, 2017 at 5:28 pm

      fantastic idea. i will make you my chief strategist.
      meow,marcy

  • Reply Liz June 21, 2017 at 6:35 am

    Ohhhhhh snap! See? These are the consequences of our new fearless leadership. Marcy is now adopting an isolationist approach. She’s going to be a tremendous leader. The best leader.

    Liz
    http://withwonderandwhimsy.com/2017/06/21/styling-graphic-tees-for-summer/

    • Reply Liz June 21, 2017 at 6:39 am

      Oops! I was supposed to link my latest blog post, but I guess this was the last link I’d copied.

      • Reply MarcyVeryMuch June 21, 2017 at 12:06 pm

        Oh no worries -I’ll fix it!
        xo

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch June 21, 2017 at 12:08 pm

      i’m gonna be yuuuuuge.
      meow,marcy

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