|Anne Line Gjersem of Norway|
Marcy: The Olympics are over, Cindy. Why are you still staring at the figure skaters?
Cynthia: I can’t help it, Marcy. Jezebel posted these incredible photos of the skaters in mid jump last Thursday.
|Akiko Suzuki of Japan|
Cynthia: Their athleticism is mid boggling. I mean, just look at these pics.
|Park So-Youn of South Korea|
Cynthia: These aren’t just pretty rich girls in sequined tutus jumping around to schmaltzy music.
Marcy: Yes, they are.
Cynthia (ignoring her): These are fierce, unafraid, and determined young women ready to kill themselves for an extra point and a gold medal. Just like the hockey players and skiers.
|Yulia Lipnitskaya of Russia|
Marcy (yawning): Whatever. I leap and twist in the air every day.
Cynthia: Yeah, but you don’t do it on a pair of razor blades and then try to land on a sheet of hard ice!
Marcy: Well. I’m allergic to the cold.
Cynthia: Oh. Too bad. I was going to enter you in the Cat Curling Contest.
Marcy (horrified and angry): And you wonder why I throw up on your favorite rug.