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Cyber Marcy

 

Cyber Monday? Or Cyber Marcy? …

 

The Sunday morning after Thanksgiving.

Marcy stomp struts into the office on a mission. She is large and in charge.

Marcy:  That’s it. I’m sick of it.

Cynthia:  Sick of what?

Marcy paces back and forth, fuming.

Marcy:  I’m sick of ALL of it.

Cynthia:  Would you please be more specific?

Marcy:  No. I don’t please. In fact, I very much displease. So much so that I am … leaving.

Marcy dramatically strut stomps out of the office.

Cynthia:  Okaaay. Well… I’ll be here when you’re ready to talk about –

Marcy immediately strut stomps back into the office.

Marcy:  I’m sick of Black Friday this and Black Cat Friday that and Black Fur Friday … hisssssssss!!! Since WHEN did Penelope Kitten and all her black cat friends take over?!

Cynthia:  Well, let’s see… that happened about one year ago Tuesday when –

Marcy:  Hisssssssss. I. Am. Done.

Cynthia:  Okay. Okay.

Marcy:  I’m declaring Monday, “Cyber Marcy”.

Cynthia:  Ohhhh…. so what will you do? Have a 20% off discount, too? Just like Penelope’s Black (Fur) Friday sale?

 

 

Marcy:  No. I’m adding 20% to each sale.

Marcy slowly swishes her tail back and forth.

Cynthia (hedging):  Hunh. Um. Well. That’s one way to do it. But. You know… that’s not how Cyber Monday actually works.

Marcy (slowly and scarily):  It’s not Cyber Monday. It’s Cyber MARCY.

Marcy strut stomps over to the computer to change the discount code on the Marcy Very Much Shop.

=^..^=

*Hi Lovely Readers! I managed to change back the code to 20% OFF when Marcy wasn’t looking. Whew.

Either code is good through Sunday, December 3rd – BFF20 or CYBERMARCY.

Shop “small”. Shop “black cat”. Shop “Marcy”. As always, a portion of our proceeds will go to cat rescue. Yay!

Marcy Very Much Online Shop

 

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6 Comments

  • Reply Big Momma November 26, 2017 at 7:01 am

    Marcy, I think you’re onto something there. Most of us don’t read carefully and would no doubt see 20 percent on and assume 20 percent off!

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat November 26, 2017 at 6:07 pm

      exactly. except that cindy is now hiding the login info from me so it really is 20% off. that’s okay. i’ll figure it out. i have extraordinary good hacking skills. as in computer skills. not hairball skills. although i’ve got those too.
      meow,marcy

  • Reply Patty November 26, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    Ha! Yay for the discount, so much cute stuff!!

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat November 26, 2017 at 6:05 pm

      thank you!
      meow,marcy

  • Reply Liz December 7, 2017 at 9:28 am

    I shared a big Black Friday and Cyber Monday newsletter on my blog for readers, but I hardly did any shopping myself! I did shop around town on Small Business Saturday, but it’s now the 7th, and I’m realizing juuuuuuust how much gift shopping I have left to do. Oops!

    Liz
    http://www.withwonderandwhimsy.com

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 7, 2017 at 10:28 am

      You’ve still got time! Christmas seems far away this year. Maybe because Thanksgiving was early?
      Happy Shopping!
      xo,cynthia

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