This just in…
Cynthia, Marcy, and Penelope Kitten eagerly await the talks at the G-20 Summit in Turkey.
Marcy: This is going to be HUGE! Finally, cats take their true leadership position on the world stage.
penelope kitten (squeaking): huge.
Cynthia: What will the cat leaders talk about? Spay/Neuter laws? Government funded Friskies for all? Mandatory sunspot naps in the schools?
Marcy: Just wait. It’s going to be EPIC.
penelope kitten: epic.
Cynthia: How do you even know that the cats are going to speak? They’re not listed on the official agenda.
Marcy: Through our networks.
Cynthia: Networks? What kind of networks?
Marcy and Penelope Kitten exchange looks.
Marcy: You don’t need to know that.
Cynthia: But I want to know! What kind of networks do you kitties use to communicate?
Marcy: Don’t worry about it.
Cynthia: I’m not worried! I find it fascinating. Wait. Should I be worried?
Marcy: Don’t worry. You’ve been put on a “need to know basis.”
penelope kitten: they’re on!
Cynthia, Marcy, and Penelope Kitten watch the cats take the stage at the 2015 G-20 Summit.
Cynthia: That’s it?
Marcy (reeling): Meowza! That was HUGE!
penelope kitten (reeling and squeaking): omg (oh my gato)!
Cynthia: What? All those cat leaders did was sniff the flowers. Then leave.
Marcy: Sounds like most of your leaders. So what’s your point?
Cynthia: What’s your point?
Marcy: Do you remember anything anyone said at the Summit?
Cynthia looks flummoxed as she tries in vain to remember anything any of the world leaders said during this very important summit.
Marcy: Or do you remember cats sniffing the flowers and stealing the stage at the Summit?
Cynthia remains flummoxed and speechless. And, ultimately… alarmed.
Marcy: Exactly my point.
penelope kitten (squeaking and cheering): gonna…
gonna rule the world.