Marcy: Oh wow! What an awesome jingle!! Kim is a super duper cool chick. Much cooler than you, Cindy.
|Kim Tronic working on her Bengal Jingle|
Marcy (excitedly): Do you think Kim would write the music for my upcoming musical starring me?
Cynthia: Marcy, The Musical?
Marcy: No, it’s called Marcical.
Cynthia: It sounds farcical.
Marcy: NO! It’s in English, not Farsi.
Marcy: It’s about my tragic misadventure from Paris to the hillbilly roads of Texas and how I am forever tying to find my way back to the City of Lights to reclaim my original life as a French Princess Cat.
Cynthia: So. It’s fictional.
Marcy: No. It’s factual.
Cynthia: What you just described is fictional.
Marcy: You’re fictional.
Cynthia: No, I’m not.
Marcy: Yeah well… You’re not cool.
Cynthia: I’m fine with that.
Marcy: I KNOW! Ugh. That’s why I want to go live with Kim. I wonder if she’d let me be her kitty? Kim?
*Kim Tronic is a professional copywriter. She also writes an incredibly funny blog. Laugh out loud funny. Check her out here or on my blogroll to the right.