March on, Kittens! …
Cynthia opens up her email and starts yelling.
Cynthia: OMG! Marcy!
Cynthia leaps around the apartment looking for Marcy. She finds her hiding out in the cabinet above the fridge.
Cynthia: Hey! Marcy!
Marcy: Yeah what?
Cynthia: We just got accepted as a Resistance Artist at the Women’s March Los Angeles this Saturday, January 20th. We’ll have a table with all the other artists at 1st and Broadway from 9am-4pm.
Cynthia does an odd dance featuring steps from Flashdance, a jig, and the running man.
Cynthia adds the chicken to her odd dance repertoire.
Cynthia: Our Pink PussyCat Bracelets represent women’s reproductive rights and go purrfectly with one’s Pink PussyHat.
Cynthia: While our “Hell No Kitty” is a reaction against Donald Trumps’ infamous “grab ’em by the pussy” sexual harassment confession.
Cynthia: And, of course, a portion of the profits from Saturday’s march will go to Planned Parenthood.
Cynthia completes her odd dance with the Karate Kid kick.
Cynthia: What do you think, Marcy?
Marcy: Pussy Power!
Marcy jumps down from the fridge with a thud and performs her own Karate Kid kick.
Marcy: I’m changing our name to Marcy Very MARCH.
penelope kitten (squeaking): can i go too? u can’t spell resister without sister.
*We are so honored to be accepted at the Women’s March Los Angeles as a Resistance Artist. (I’ll do another post when I find out who the other artists are and what they may be showcasing.)
Thank you, Women’s March Los Angeles!
For info on the march in Los Angeles click here.
Come say “hi and/or meow” to us on Saturday, January 20, 2018 at 1st and Broadway in DTLA.
March on, Kittens!