Seriously. They’re adorable! …
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Cynthia and Marcy and Penelope Kitten are sitting side by side on couch. They are cocooned in blankets. They are shivering.
Cynthia (teeth chattering): OMG (oh my gato) it is actually winter in Los Angeles!
penelope kitten (squeaking): omg!
Marcy (quivering from the cold): Since when is it winter in LA?
penelope kitten: since now.
Cynthia: Seriously. I’m considering buying waterproof boots, for goodness sakes!
Marcy (scandalized): Boots?!
Cynthia (threatening): Yes! And boot cuffs.
penelope kitten: omg! boot cuffs!
Cynthia: And gloves!
Cynthia: And a beanie!
Cynthia: And… a scarf!
Marcy and Penelope Kitten start screaming as they pull their blankets tighter around their freezing bodies.
Cynthia: You know. Our friends to the north are going to laugh at us.
Marcy: No. They’re going to yell at us. We’re wimps.
penelope kitten: that’s ok.
we’re cali kitties.
at least we’ll look supah cute in our beanies + mittens.
for a day or two.
until the sun comes out again.
Cynthia: Now, it sounds like we’re bragging.
Marcy: Yeah. Now instead of yelling at us, they may just unfriend us.
penelope kitten (squeak screaming): gasp! no friends?!
All three scream.
Cynthia: I think we need to pull it together, kitties. You know, stop with the hysterics. Get a grip.
Marcy: Yeah. Get a grip on these blankets. Penelope keeps yanking them off me.
penelope kitten (squeaking): can’t help it. i’m cold.
*The cool cat accoutrements are from Etsy seller, Talking Gloves. Aren’t they just darling? Cozy and cute. But not too cutesy. I just had to share. She also makes gloves and scarfs with hearts, birds and dogs! So sweet so sweet so sweet.