Marcy calls dibs on Square Paws’ awesome Meowskeeping Cat Tower. …
It’s a quiet and lazy Wednesday morning.
Cue Jaws theme song.
When all of a sudden –
Penelope Kitten runs screaming into the living room where the other cats are napping.
penelope kitten (squeak screaming): RUN!
Marcy (groggily): What?
penelope kitten: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Right behind Penelope is Cynthia, nonchalantly entering the room with… the vacuum cleaner.
penelope kitten, Hamlet, and Scooter: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Penelope Kitten, Hamlet, and Scooter panic.
They bounce off the walls, run into each other, and run this way and that trying to find a hiding spot.
Marcy (yawning): Whatever.
Cynthia starts up the vacuum as Marcy watches on. Unimpressed. And Unfazed.
Marcy (scoffing over the din of the vacuum): Bunch of scaredy cats.
Just then, a bright and sparkly red light bulb goes off above Marcy’s head.
She rushes into the office and hops on the computer.
She clicks onto the Square Paws website.
Marcy: Ah. Ha. I thought I saw this on Facebook the other day.
She clicks onto Square Paws’ most awesome and epic Meowskeeping Cat Tower.
Marcy: Ha. If I get this I will for sure be Queen of my Domain. An Electrolux vacuum cat tree. Ha. Pure genius by the already genius purveyors of cat furniture, Square Paws.
Marcy (laughing evilly): Ah. Ha. Ha. Ha. No cat will dare approach me. Ever! I will rule utterly and absolutely. Ah. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Cynthia hears Marcy’s evil laugh and snaps off the vacuum to see what she’s looking at.
Cynthia: Gasp! Oh wow! That is the most awesome and epic cat tree in the whole universe! Gotta give it to our friends at Square Paws, they know how to create!
Marcy (urgently): I’ve crossed everything off my Christmas list and I want only this now.
Marcy hands Cynthia her Christmas list.
Marcy: Give my revised list to Santa.
* We love all the cat furniture our friends at Square Paws create for cats! But, the Meowskeeping Tower really stole our hearts. (Marcy is indeed completely unfazed by the vacuum while the other cats in the household go completely berserk when they see it!)
Check out Square Paws for truly unique one-of-a-kind hand crafted cat furniture with a sense of humor and whimsy. And, a philanthropic mission to save cats. ♥♥♥