Dylan does it again!…
Marcy comes charging into the office where Cynthia is daydreaming about toenail polish.
Marcy (exclaiming): Dylan Kendall just came out with anti-plastic, plant-based pet bowls.
Cynthia: Ohhhh… really?!
Marcy: Yeah. And, they’re supercute.
Marcy: Dylan is unstoppable. I mean, even the dog bowls are cute.
Marcy: They’re made from leftover bamboo shavings from chopstick manufacturing.
Marcy: Bamboo! Even the dyes are plant based. Not only are they dishwasher safe, they are safe for the oceans. Her bagettes are also plastic free.
Marcy: Dylan is a non-stoppable force for planet saving good. She’s a Planet Protector saving the planet from plastic. Give the woman a super hero cape already. Wonder Woman has nothing on her!
Cynthia: You do realize you’re kinda yelling. right?
Marcy (yelling): I’m gonna yell even louder!
Cynthia (nervously): Yeah?
Marcy (yelling): Yeah! If that’s what it takes to get you humans to get with the Planet Saving Program! In fact, I’m going up on the roof to yell about it right now.
Marcy races out the door with Cynthia in pursuit.
Cynthia: Oh gosh… Marcy!… the neighbors!… noooo…
Meanwhile, Penelope Kitten, who has been in butt-wiggle mode ever since she heard the word “bamboo” …
penelope kitten (butt-wiggle): baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam…
penelope kitten: BOO!
No one is there.
penelope kitten (squeaking): oh.
*Dylan is offering a 15% off discount of her plastic free eco pet bowls and kids dishware.
*Check out her site at DylanKendall.com
*Use the coupon code YOUROCK at checkout.
Marcy (yelling from atop the roof): No Dylan… You Rock! Thank you for working so tirelessly to bring the world plant-based plastic!