Feline

Playing Nice. Not.

Cat Card by dicky bird

Marcy is peacefully napping in her sunspot.

Penelope Kitten barges in to Marcy’s sunspot, plops herself down, and starts to noisily take a bath.

penelope kitten:  cindy’s not sunny today.

Marcy:  I know. She’s got a cold. Only humans catch colds in 100 degree weather. That’s why she hasn’t been blogging. So I’m in charge. Now get out of my sunspot.

Penelope Kitten rolls over to bathe her stomach, pushing Marcy even further out of the sunspot.

penelope kitten:  she says for you to be nice to me today ’cause she needs a nap.

Marcy:  No. She wants you to stop bothering me so she can get some rest.

penelope kitten:  you have to be nice.

Marcy:  You have to not be a pest.

penelope kitten:  no you

Penelope reaches out her paw and whaps Marcy on the head. Hard.

Marcy:  Ow! No. You.

Marcy whaps Penelope Kitten on the head.

penelope kitten (whap):  you

Marcy (whap):  You.

Cynthia rushes in to stop the whapfest.

Cynthia:  STOP IT!  Aaaaaargghhhhh… You two are driving me crazy. How hard is it to be nice to each other?!

penelope kitten:  sorry

Marcy:  Yeah. Sorry.

penelope kitten:  marcy started it.

Marcy:  Gasp! I did not.

Cynthia:  Marcy! I expected more from you.

Cynthia exits, shaking her head.

Penelope Kitten whaps Marcy on the head. Hard.

penelope kitten:  no you

Penelope Kitten runs away.

Marcy (seething and rubbing her head):  Little sisters should be outlawed. (By the way, Cindy should be back tomorrow.)

 

 

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8 Comments

  • Reply GnomeLover May 17, 2014 at 6:08 pm

    I hope you are feeling better. This weather is so crazy and with the smoke and ashes in the air… It is almost impossible to feel good. Penelope Kitten is quite the instigator. I feel bad for Marcy. If she had been wearing your new bracelet, Penelope Kitten would have stopped the first time Marcy whacked her, I'm sure. Oh no! I just gave Marcy an idea!

    Jenni

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch May 17, 2014 at 10:55 pm

      excellent idea, jenni. i like the way you think. thank you.
      meow,marcy

      I do think this is weather and smoke induced. Gosh, it must be terrible where you are. What a weird and unnatural spring we are having. Stay inside and try not to breathe in all of that ash and smoke!
      xo,cynthia

  • Reply Merrie K. May 18, 2014 at 4:40 am

    I'm sorry that you aren't doing well. 🙁 Glad to hear that the kitties are keeping things exciting around the house though :). Feel better soon!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch May 19, 2014 at 4:26 am

      Thanks, Merrie. I am definitely having an allergic reaction to the air out here in Los Angeles. It's a rather crispy shade of light brown. Ugh.
      Seeing my blog up on your blog was such an awesome surprise and made me perk up for the rest of the day. Thank youuuuuu!!!
      xo,cynthia

  • Reply Anonymous May 18, 2014 at 1:35 pm

    This reminds me of years ago when I had the flu and my little daughters Cynthia and Patty were fighting like cats and cats. Drink plenty of fluids and get lots of sleep.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch May 19, 2014 at 4:28 am

      Mom! Shhhhh… this is all supposed to be original stuff.
      Move along everyone… nothing to see here… obviously my mom likes to make stuff up. You know how it is with moms Geesh 😉
      xo,cynthia

  • Reply Lisa - respect the shoes May 18, 2014 at 11:47 pm

    I hope you're feeling better! It's the worst to have a cold in hot weather, I can commiserate!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch May 19, 2014 at 4:29 am

      Lisa, if I had a cute pair of yellow shorts like the ones you had on the other day I think I would feel loads better. Ooooh … online shopping…
      Thank you!!
      xo,cynthia

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