Feline, mostly me, by penelope

mostly me, by penelope (kitten rumble)

 

Penelope Kitten is practicing some boxing moves in Marcy’s sunspot.

penelope kitten:  i’m gonna get ’em. oh yeah. gonna get ’em gonna get ’em gonna get ’em.

Marcy:  Get who?

penelope kitten:  those big mean birds outside.

Marcy (bored): What did they say now?

penelope kitten:  they called me a fraidy cat. said i had a little brain.

Marcy:  So?

penelope kitten:  they should be nice. i’m practicing my moves. gonna teach ’em a lesson. pow pow pow

Marcy:  Those big mean birds are crows. They want to lure you out of the house so they can eat you.

penelope kitten:  can’t eat me.

Marcy:  Oh yeah? Why do you think they’re called a murder instead of a flock?

penelope kitten:  not worried. i’m tuff.

Penelope Kitten practices her right hook.

penelope kitten:  pow pow pow

Just then a murder of big mean crows swoop across the window, momentarily blocking out the sunlight.

 

 

Penelope Kitten panics and rushes to hide under the bed. Marcy luxuriously stretches out in the sunspot.

Marcy:  Well, there they are over on that tree, Penelope. They said they’re waiting for you. Aren’t you going to beat them up?

 

 

penelope kitten (from under the bed):  maybe tomorrow.

 

 

 

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14 Comments

  • Reply Anonymous April 16, 2014 at 2:47 am

    Those crows look scary!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch April 16, 2014 at 5:02 am

      i'm not scared. ok. maybe i am.
      squeak,penelope kitten

  • Reply GnomeLover April 16, 2014 at 6:40 am

    Cute! I have a post where we went to a falconry class coming up in the morning. They taught us crows really are like that. They will take down a hawk in the sky. So scary!

    Don't chance it Penelope! Those crows are tough!

    Jenni

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch April 16, 2014 at 8:36 pm

      i won't. not taking any chance.
      squeak, penelope kitten (still under the bed)

      Love the falconry post! That is incredible! What a thrill!
      xo,cynthia

  • Reply Anonymous April 16, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    Apparently we should all be scared of crows. They are one of the smartest animals and they are carnivores. Keep the windows closed!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch April 16, 2014 at 9:30 pm

      oh my gato! maaaaarcyyyy! help!
      squeak, penelope kitten (still under the bed)

      Fine. I'll close the window.
      meow, marcy

  • Reply Lisa - respect the shoes April 17, 2014 at 2:40 am

    Tee hee, I think you just described my pup as well. Probably the world's only mutantly large 50lb rat terrier that's afraid of rats.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch April 17, 2014 at 7:17 pm

      Too funny! Well, rats CAN be scary! Especially if there is a lot of them!
      xo,cynthia

      the rats r my friends.
      squeak, penelope kitten

  • Reply Merrie K. April 17, 2014 at 5:44 am

    Awww…P-kitty, I know how it feels to be outnumbered. At least you don't live in Phoneix…we have Ravens which are essentially giant crows….they could probably fly off with you…and we'd all be so sad 🙁

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch April 17, 2014 at 7:21 pm

      i'd be sad too. ravens sound scary.
      squeak, penelope kitten

      Oh Merrie! It is just too cute that you call her P-kitty. Aaackkk. I can't stand it! My face hurts from smiling it's so cute!!!
      xo,cynthia

    • Reply Merrie K. April 18, 2014 at 3:41 am

      I'm glad you do…I know I'm not supposed to nickname other people's pets, but I just can't help it! 🙂

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