|Black Cat With Suitcase|
Penelope Kitten is sitting by the front door.
Her suitcase is packed.
penelope kitten (squeaking): bye bye.
Cynthia (surprised): What?! Where are you going?
penelope kitten: nursing school.
Cynthia: Nursing school? Why are you going to nursing school?
Marcy (disgusted): She saw that Bored Panda post about the black cat who nurses sick pets back to health by cuddling with them and now she wants to be a Nurse Cat too. She’s such a do-gooder.
|Nurse Cat from Poland|
penelope kitten: better to be a do-gooder than a no-gooder.
Marcy (scoffing): Whatever.
penelpe kitten: cuddles are needed. gotta go.
Cynthia: Ah… but we’ll miss you. Hey! Maybe you could stick around for when one of us here gets sick? I’m sure Marcy would love to be cuddled by a Nurse Cat when she catches a cold.
Marcy: Yuck! I don’t want Penelope purring all over me. Besides, she’s so dumb, she’ll never pass her classes.
penelope kitten: you’re mean. i’m going to cuddle you til you’re nice.
Penelope Kitten launches herself into the air and onto Marcy’s head, pinning her down in a massive kitty cuddle.
Marcy’s swears and curses are muffled by Penelope Kitten’s purrs.
Cynthia: Looks like you don’t need school. You’re a natural.
penelope kitten: this’ll take a while.
Cynthia: So I should unpack your bags?
penelope kitten: yeah yeah.
Marcy continues to hiss and swear as Penelope Kitten showers her with cuddles and purrs.
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