Feline, mostly me, by penelope

mostly me, by penelope (april fools’ day 2015)

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Cynthia is in the kitchen dishing out Friskies as Marcy eagerly watches.

Just as Cynthia puts down the food and leaves, Penelope Kitten rushes into the kitchen.

penelope kitten:  phone call. it’s for you.

Marcy:  I’m about to eat. Tell them to call me back.

penelope kitten: can’t. long distance.

Marcy:  So.

penelope kitten:  from paris.

Marcy perks up.

Marcy:  There’s a phone call from … Paris? For me?

penelope kitten:  yeah yeah. says his name is pierre.

Marcy starts speaking French.

Marcy:  Gasp! Pierre de Paris? Oui?

penelope kitten:  we we.

Marcy:  Mon Dieu!

penelope kitten:  says he read your blog. thinks you’re chic. wants you to model with Henri at the eiffel tower.

Marcy:  Moi et Henri Le Chat Noir en Paris?

Marcy races off to the other room and picks up the telephone.

Marcy:  Bonjour. Ce est parlar, Marcy.

Silence.

Marcy:  Allo? … Allo? … Meow? … Allo? … Allo?

Marcy confusedly hangs up and heads back to the kitchen.

Marcy:  Hey Penelope! Did Pierre –

Marcy stops cold as she sees Penelope Kitten with a face full of Friskies.

penelope kitten:  april fools! ha ha.

Penelope Kitten scampers off with a belly full of Marcy’s Friskies.

Marcy (seething):  Little sisters should be outlawed.

 

 

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8 Comments

  • Reply Anonymous April 1, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    Ha! That's a good one Penelope. Little sisters are the best!!! 🙂

  • Reply Anonymous April 1, 2015 at 9:49 pm

    Penelope, be careful. If I had played such an April Fool's trick on my older sister she would sought revenge!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch April 1, 2015 at 11:32 pm

      can't get me. i'm quick + cute.
      squeak, penelope kitten

  • Reply Merrie K. April 1, 2015 at 11:48 pm

    Too cute!!!!

  • Reply withwonderandwhimsy April 10, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    This was HILARIOUS! I think Penelope's "we we" cracked me up the most. Poor Penelope and her low-brow pronunciation of "oui." Too funny. Thank you for this charming post. Most of the other April Fool stories I heard were horrific and just plain dumb. This was a delight!

    R Rev-wah.

    <3 Liz
    http://www.withwonderandwhimsy.com

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch April 12, 2015 at 6:52 am

      I know! I have decided that next year I am not going to go on Facebook next year for April Fools Day. I fell for one that I thought was just mean. Boo!
      Thank you for the kind words regarding my story! 🙂
      xo,cynthia

      r rev-wah til next time liz! mwaa.
      squeak,penelope kitten

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