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Marcy’s Monday Moggy Meditation Movie

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New Monday Feature:  Cute cat videos to make your Monday marvelous! …

 

Marcy eagerly trots into the office with a stack of notes on her new idea.

Marcy:  Listen to my new feature idea for the blog. I’ve done a ton of research on it.

Cynthia:  Oh goodie!

Marcy:  So. Human people are widely known to hate Mondays.

Cynthia:  Yes.

Marcy:  Mondays stress human people out. Big time. So much so that the human people talk about it endlessly, create countless memes, and reference their Monday anxiety in movies and on morning talk radio shows. They even write songs about it.

Cynthia:  Oh yes. The Bangles disliked Mondays. And The Boomtown Rats really disliked Mondays.

Marcy:  Well, since we talked about how science has proven cat videos to be a great stress reliever for human people, why not show a short and adorable cat video every Monday morning? To help the human people be happy.

Cynthia (warily):  You want to help? Instead of inflicting hurt? What happened?

Marcy: I’ve decided to be a Benevolent Marcy instead of a Malevolent Marcy.

Cynthia stares at Marcy with a scared expression on her face.

A beat as they stare at one another.

Marcy:  In answer to that look on your face, yes, I have a long term agenda.

Cynthia’s eyes widen in terror.

Marcy:  But first… the very first … Marcy’s Monday Morning Moggy Meditation Movie.

 

 

Cynthia (whispering from fear):  Those were kittens.  You hate kittens.

Marcy (reassuringly):  Just watch the video again.

Marcy trots off with her notes and her new agenda.

 

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    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch September 14, 2015 at 7:39 pm

      Thank you for the pingback/link to your website, Atomic Tango!! Love the publicity from such awesome websites such as yours!! 😉
      xo,cynthia

  • Reply Patty September 14, 2015 at 6:46 pm

    Wow! That kitty cat was o-u-t! I wish I could sleep like that. What a cute video. I was so enthralled I almost forgot that Marcy is plotting something deliciously evil. I’m actually kind of afraid.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch September 14, 2015 at 7:40 pm

      Me too, Patty, me too!
      xo,cynthia

  • Reply Vik September 14, 2015 at 7:49 pm

    Yeah yeah, cute kittens, check check, what about the evil agenda? 😈

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch September 14, 2015 at 11:40 pm

      She’s alarmingly secretive!
      xo,cynthia

      i have taken note of your seemingly blase attitude over the kitten video. yes. duly noted and filed away for future reference.
      meow,marcy

  • Reply Big Momma September 15, 2015 at 2:00 am

    Are these Trojan cat videos exploding with subliminal messages that will persuade us t0 welcome feline world domination? Is that what you’re up to, Marcy?

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch September 15, 2015 at 4:29 am

      no.
      meow,marcy

      (marcy rushes off to Kitty Control Central to warn the Cat Authorities of possible human detection)

  • Reply Merrie K. September 15, 2015 at 11:44 am

    Yeah, this could definitely be a scheme to have cats take over the world! And it’s working too! That sleepy kitten was soooo cute…I wish I could sleep that hard 🙂

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch September 15, 2015 at 8:49 pm

      me too!!
      xo,cynthia

  • Reply Luigina September 15, 2015 at 8:41 pm

    How annoying for that kitty cat to not wake up and play!
    Thanks for the laugh:)

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch September 15, 2015 at 8:49 pm

      yay!!!
      xo,cynthia

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