Hey, Pal! Keep away from my frog friend. You’re ruining my zen…
Cynthia: Ahhhh… here’s a relaxing cat video to start off your Monday mellow.
Cynthia (beatifically): Nothing more relaxing than a sweet sleepy smiley cat.
Cynthia notices that Marcy and Penelope Kitten are agitated and tense.
Marcy: Hit play again.
Cynthia hits play.
Marcy and Penelope Kitten watch intently. Their suspense building.
As the video ends they yell at the screen.
Marcy and penelope kitten: Nooooo!
Marcy: I can’t believe he didn’t eat that frog!
penelope kitten (squeaking): so dumb.
Marcy: It must be a mistake. Hit play again.
Cynthia: It’s not a mistake. He never eats the frog.
Marcy: No way. Let’s see it again.
Cynthia: You can watch the video a thousand times but he will never ever eat the frog!
Marcy (yelling): That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard!
penelope kitten: awful. so stressed.
Marcy: Where’s the catnip? I need to relax.