A viral video of a skiing cat inspires Cynthia to rethink Marcy’s road to fame…
After watching the above video, Cynthia discovers why Marcy isn’t more famous.
Cynthia: That’s it, Marcy. You need a skill in order to become more famous.
Marcy: A skill? I have one.
Cynthia: Insulting what people wear is not a skill.
Marcy: I beg to differ. Class is a difficult state to achieve.
penelope kitten (squeaking from under the bed covers): i’ll be the state of west virginia anytime.
Cynthia: Well, you obviously need a new one. Jesper, the skiing cat from Norway, has over 32,000 Facebook page likes as well as a weekly column in his local newspaper.
penelope kitten: my good friend bobo is from west virginia.
Cynthia: Maybe you could learn to dune buggy or snorkel or something.
Marcy: No. I’m not selling out for Facebook likes.
penelope kitten: i luv bobo. he listens to me.
Cynthia: Fine. Then stop complaining that you aren’t more famous.
penelope kitten (squeaking from under the bed covers): go mountaineers!