Otter Kitten! The absolute cutest “kitten getting a bath” video… ever…
Cynthia is freaking out.
Cynthia: OMG (oh my gato)! Too cute!
Cynthia hits “play” again on Otter Kitten getting a bath.
Cynthia: OMG! Adorable!
Ten seconds later she hits “play” again.
Cynthia: So sweet!
Marcy and Penelope Kitten come running over to see what Cynthia is freaking out about.
Cynthia: Just adoooooorable. I can’t stand it!
Cynthia continues to hit “play” every ten seconds.
Marcy (terrorized): Oh no.
Marcy and Penelope Kitten scream in terror.
penelope kitten (squeaking): why are we screaming?
Marcy: Kittens. Humans can’t resist them. And once they’re smitten, they bring them home. And then… the kittens… take over.
Camera pans slowly to a closeup of Penelope Kitten.
penelope kitten: la di la la.
The screen jerks back and forth to a nightmare montage of Cynthia watching the Otter Kitten video on repeat and Penelope Kitten chant singing “la di la la” in her high pitched squeak.