A chubby bunny and cute cat are BFF’s…
Cynthia: With all of the scary stuff that happened in 2015 I thought we should showcase a video of inter-species friendship. Because really, 2016 should be about getting along. Right?
penelope kitten (squeaking): yeah yeah.
Cynthia hits “play”.
Marcy notices Penelope Kitten chewing on a pink toy mouse.
Marcy: Hey! That’s my pink chew mouse, Penelope!
penelope kitten: mine now.
Marcy: Yuck! Stop drooling all over it!
penelope kitten (chewing faster): no no.
Marcy’s eyes dilate, her ears flatten, and her tail whips back and forth.
Cynthia: Uh… uh…
Cynthia frantically searches for something to say to break up the impending war over the pink toy mouse.
Cynthia: I know! Let’s all eat…salmon!
Marcy and penelope kitten (heads whipping around): Salmon?!
Cynthia(cheering): Yes. Salmon for everyone!
Cynthia breaks open a can of Salmon Friskies Dinner and everyone happily eats.
Cynthia: I guess the moral of the story is – salmon causes world peace.
Marcy (in-between bites): Always.
p.s. by penelope kitten
so does candy.