Cynthia: By reader request, I now present a 32 second video of Marcy… catching her tail.
Marcy purrs proudly.
Marcy: Thirty-two seconds! That’s got to be a world record.
Cynthia: Good job, Marcy!
Marcy: Your editing and camera handling need improving though.
Cynthia: I know. I’m working on it.
Marcy: Good. Next time… I’ll catch my tail in 20 seconds. Or less.
Marcy presses play again. And again. And again…