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Marcy For Mayor?

Marcy:  Cindy, Cindy, Cindy! A cat in Mexico ran for mayor! I’m going to do that too!

 

Cynthia:  You are going to run for mayor in Mexico?

Marcy: No, blockhead. I’m running for Queen!

Cynthia:  Queen? Queen of what? The Litter Box?

Marcy:  Queen of the World. No. Queen of the Universe. No. Queen of Everything Everywhere All The Time.

Cynthia:  Hmmm… Did this cat win?

Marcy:  No, they wouldn’t let him on the ballot. His name is Morris and he was running in a city called Xalapa. His slogan was “Tired of voting for rats? Vote for a cat.”  He has a website, a Facebook page with over 150,000 likes, and a Twitter account. And some really great campaign posters. Look.

https://www.facebook.com/elcandigatomorris

 

https://www.facebook.com/elcandigatomorris

 

http://www.elcandigato.com/category/galerias/

Marcy:  He is my inspiration. Except I won’t be a loser and lose. I will be a winner and win and be Queen of Everything Everywhere All The Time.

Cynthia:  I don’t know, Marcy. This looks like an awful lot of work. Why don’t you just be …

Cynthia looks around at stained carpeting, a scratched up couch, and decimated cat toys.

Cynthia: Queen of the Living Room?  I mean, you kind of already are.

Marcy: (jumping around) No. I will be Queen of the Universe! Conqueror of Everyone! Despot of the Dumb-Asses! Ultimate Ruler! The Leader of … (gasp)… What is that? I’m going to kill it!

Marcy spends the rest of the afternoon, like most politicians, running around in circles chasing tail.

 

 

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