Cynthia: So. In answer to my question yesterday. Yes, cats have indeed jumped the shark. At least social media cats have.
Marcy: What happened?
Cynthia: Justin Bieber’s cat, Tut, has his own Twitter page. It’s all over Facebook and E News! We’re doomed.
Cynthia looks confused.Marcy: Who’s Justin Bieber?
Cynthia: Ummm… he’s that famous kid.
Blank stare from Marcy.
Cynthia: Oh, I don’t know. He’s that kid. You know, that kid… who wears low pants and lurches around with his arms. The point is Tut’s got over 4,000 followers. In one day.
Marcy: How many do we have?
Cynthia: We are officially a cliche. Hey! Where are you going?
Marcy: Shark fishing.